I know what I want for Christmas

I want a golem. Preferrably one created by a necromancer who is not really evil, simply doesn't care about the consequences his wicked experiments on bodies (dead and alive) might bring. The necromancer himself would be a nice present too. Or a shirtless, eyeless infernomancer. Or a corpse-eating demon to whom the infernomancer was once attached. Or a handsome, racist knight.

Which reminds me, I HATE YOU LORD MOOKIE FOR KILLING MY LOVELY LORD SIGGY!!!



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